Originally they were in the greeting-card aisle, but I figured out that books could be bigger than cards, providing more room for titles. But if I HAD done the greeting-card version, some of the cards would have read:
Happy 537th! (Over the Hill)
To the Newly Immortal
Heard you’re a Lycanthrope!
Congratulations on your bouncing new assemblage of reanimated body parts!
Happy Hump Day!
Don’t Get Well Soon
I tried to work in a “Killer Abs” book, but failed.
Lass-early editions of this comic included a copy of “Jane Fonda Workout” on the shelf for some reason.